Heaven Inc.

(Industry: Savings and Love; Corporate Headquarter: 1 Mercy lane)

Heaven Inc.
A blue chip company
With strong fundamentals
And solid balance sheet.

For those looking to invest,
Heaven Inc. is a company
With an earning not so modest.

Known as the Ten Commandments
Their corporate law of governance
Has no history of amendment.

Sometime after 30 AD,
To suit the new millennial investors,
The company underwent restructuring;
Their strength being love and mercy.

The trading symbol used to be OT
Back in the day when Moses was the VP.
Well, now it is traded under NT.

You can buy them shares directly.
You can sell them shares openly.
You don’t pay them no commission,
And you don’t suffer no omission.

The brokers are on their wings
Always ready to place your bids
If you decide to give them a ring.

Telephone lines are open 24/7,
With a customer service
Always prompt and friendly.
They are only a prayer away
If you need their help in any way.

It is a solid company wheeling and dealing,
In an economy which is wide and spreading.

With operations in the far-flung markets of the universe
It has undergone many stock-splits many times over.

All over the world there are many analysts
And Heaven Inc is always in their buy lists.

You do not need a financial adviser,
Because, it never has a bad year.
You can put your trust in the CEO
And invest your money in his portfolio.
And you will never be sorry that you did.

Your return will multiply,
And soon you will realize,
That there is a hundredbagger
In your portfolio!

Are you looking for a way to save up
For your years in golden eternity?
Then consider investing in Heaven Inc.
You will be glad you did.

Heaven Inc.
Our Service is saving soul;
Our strength is people;
And we are located on 1 Mercy Lane.